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so guess which complete fucking idiot managed to miss the bus to her away game because she thought it was leaving fifteen minutes later than it actually was?
Tagged: #i'm such an awful captain why did i even get elected #what kind of person gets the time wrong #i should have some sense of responsibility if i'm going to go home and change #and i shouldn't decide that the hour-long span of time i have to get changed in is the perfect time to change my phone over #because then nobody can contact me can they? #jfc i'm awful and should be fired #from being a captain #if i'd just stayed at school this wouldn'tve happened #but nooooo i was so excited about getting a new phone #that i just couldn't wait until later tonight #brb gonna go jump off a cliff and die #lucy's thoughts
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
“Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.”
Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…
“It’s strange how your childhood sort of feels like forever. Then suddenly you’re sixteen and the world becomes an hourglass and you’re watching the sand pile up at the wrong end. And you’re thinking of how when you were just a kid, your heartbeat was like a kick drum at a rock show, and now it’s just a time bomb ticking out. And it’s sad. And you want to forget about dying. But mostly you just want to forget about saying goodbye.”
Beau Taplin (via etheriiel)
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*