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A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."


Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

so guess which complete fucking idiot managed to miss the bus to her away game because she thought it was leaving fifteen minutes later than it actually was?

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this show is gold

  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky

19 hours ago with 79,024 notes


I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

19 hours ago with 29,756 notes

“Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.”


(via lyonsheart)

1 day ago with 13,058 notes


Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

1 day ago with 14,798 notes

“It’s strange how your childhood sort of feels like forever. Then suddenly you’re sixteen and the world becomes an hourglass and you’re watching the sand pile up at the wrong end. And you’re thinking of how when you were just a kid, your heartbeat was like a kick drum at a rock show, and now it’s just a time bomb ticking out. And it’s sad. And you want to forget about dying. But mostly you just want to forget about saying goodbye.”

Beau Taplin (via etheriiel)

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A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

  • People on HGTV shows: wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now

2 days ago with 49,196 notes


gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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