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I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier



februarythegirl replied to your post“i need a new desktop background i’ve had this one for like two years….”
I always make mine alicexz’s desktop backgrounds since they’re really pretty and she makes them in high resolutions :))
Thanks!! I decided to go with this one, and it looks great ^^


6 hours ago with 1 note

i really want to dye my hair bright colors and stuff but i can’t because of stupid school dresscode

7 hours ago with 0 notes


Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen




What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

7 hours ago with 111,715 notes

i need a new desktop background i’ve had this one for like two years. any suggestions?

7 hours ago with 2 notes



back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,

to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts 

it’s all that I love and it’s all that I need,

at hogwarts, hogwarts, I think I’m going back 

happy september first! 

will have to play this on september 1st.

people i don’t know are liking my selfie post from earlier and i’m like ??????? i’m not cool at all i don’t deserve this

8 hours ago with 0 notes

  • friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
  • me: oh god
  • me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

9 hours ago with 197,007 notes


There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today


comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

10 hours ago with 211,950 notes




making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i


#that should not have been as funny as it was

10 hours ago with 318,710 notes

So my school changed its dress code and now we have to wear blazers with skirts as well as pants. Shopping happened, and I got these.